I don’t know man, getting some sex out of it would be good. I mean, she IS hot…

I kid, I kid! I would love to help Mona out if I knew her whereabouts, actually. I wouldn’t mind donating the proceeds of this story to her. But alas, what I said was true: she has dropped off the face of the earth.

I’m still holding out for the hope that one day I would see her again. Perhaps one day. One day…